Archive for the ‘The Stupidity Photoblog’ Category

From the department of the obvious

Friday, December 22nd, 2006

Here’s a can of salted peanuts from Young Pecan.

[Peanuts]

Okay, the ingredients are … unsurprisingly … peanuts and peanut oil.

But I’d never have known that this can of peanuts, that contains peanuts and peanut oil, was made in a factory that processes peanuts without the aid of the helpful allergen statement at the bottom!

Seabed World Lamp Lighting Move

Saturday, December 9th, 2006

Looking for the perfect Christmas gift? Here’s something I found while shopping this evening.

[Seabed World Lamp Lighting Move]
It’s the Seabed World Lamp Lighting Move!

If you’re a bit confused as to what this gift is, you’re … not alone. Thankfully, the side of the box will at least inform us of what we should not do with the Seabed World Lamp Lighting Move:

[Seabed World Lamp Lighting Move warnings]
Warnings

Oh, darn! I was looking for something to go in the dusty place. Guess I’ll have to get something else!

Expensive tastes

Sunday, December 3rd, 2006

When we went on vacation to Vegas, I saw quite a few upscale restaurants. Thought not in Vegas, this Burger King has got to be the most exclusive BK in the country.

[2 Whoppers, 2 fries, 2 drinks, only $600
2 Whoppers, 2 fries, 2 drinks, only $600

I’d hate to see how much dessert would cost …

Redemption

Wednesday, November 29th, 2006

The flood of pictures of Catherine is threatening to overcome my laptop’s hard drive. As a result, I’ve been organizing and archiving the digital pictures from the last few years so that I don’t lose anything. While doing so, I found … the way to redemption.

[Redemption]

The way to redemption begins, as you can see, in a blazing pit of fire. Where is this blazing pit of fire? In Las Vegas, of course. You can find anything in Vegas. Including … redemption.

Peace fighters

Wednesday, November 1st, 2006

[Peace fighters]

it’s the Peace Fighter Special Force! Unintentional humor or subtle commentary on American foreign policy? You decide.

You don’t like cnabmeaf?

Wednesday, November 1st, 2006

One of the delicious dishes available at a local Chinese restaurant is

[Cheese Cnabmeaf]

Box certificate

Wednesday, November 1st, 2006

The box (from a Black and Decker toaster oven) might pass the bursting test, but it doesn’t yet pass the grammar and spelling test.

A new way to get your degree!

Sunday, October 22nd, 2006

Here’s a new way to get your degree.

[Vending machine]

So, how many quarters do I need for a doctorate?

I’m no marketing wizard. But I do think that, just perhaps, this might be the wrong message to send to students!

Little man pirates of the Caribbean!

Friday, July 28th, 2006

[Little man pirates of the Carribean]

Is this a film about bloodthirsty midgets, or is it about something much more sinister?

Don’t forget to use your razor daily

Friday, June 16th, 2006

I just bought a new Norelco razor. So far, i’m satisfied with my purchase. It was relatively inexpensive, and it seems to work well.

But after reading the manual, one thing bothers me a little.

[Razor instructions]

So, if I neglect to use the razor for a month, I have to plug it in and let it recharge for a whole year??? That’s harsh!