With writing like this, he should have left his Yahoo Instant Messenger ID, not his phone number. That way, “U” could get in touch with him.
![[Books for sell]](http://shrimpandgrits.rickandpatty.com/blogfiles/scriptkiddie.jpg)
If “U” can’t read the text of this flyer, click the image to enlarge!
Here’s a billboard for a local credit firm.
![[Two ladies. One Purpose. YOU]](http://shrimpandgrits.rickandpatty.com/blogfiles/2ladies.jpg)
… located conveniently next to the cheap motels. Rooms by the hour!
(Did someone think that this was a good slogan?)
God is real.
![[God is real]](http://shrimpandgrits.rickandpatty.com/blogfiles/godisreal.jpg)
How do I know? Well, God brings His ride down here to our car wash. And let me tell you, it’s one heavenly machine!
When Service Merchandise in a nearby town went out of business, this is what their store looked like.
![[Going Out of Business]](http://shrimpandgrits.rickandpatty.com/blogfiles/oob1.jpg)
But what’s that smaller sign hung below the big “GOING OUT OF BUSINESS” sign?
![[Now hiring]](http://shrimpandgrits.rickandpatty.com/blogfiles/oob2.jpg)
Great! Just don’t expect to make your new job a career!
… don’t eed the alligators!
![[Don't eed the gators]](http://shrimpandgrits.rickandpatty.com/blogfiles/eed.jpg)
They’ll bite your f off, man!
The computer lab rules hang menacingly over a group of computers in one of the school labs.
I move that this sign be stricken from the record.
A flowchart telling students how to get into the nursing program offers this helpful advice.
![[f/u]](http://shrimpandgrits.rickandpatty.com/blogfiles/nursing_fu.jpg)
Well, f u, too!
Our school has a faculty/staff lounge in the building where I work. Here’s a sign someone taped to the fridge.
![[Food and drink]](http://shrimpandgrits.rickandpatty.com/blogfiles/fooddrink.jpg)
… but if you do have some food or drink in this refrigerator, then feel free to take someone else’s stuff.
![[Psycology]](http://shrimpandgrits.rickandpatty.com/blogfiles/psycology.jpg)
“Psycology”, though, is a breeze.
I know this actually means something to gamblers, but it sure looks funny printed on a huge sign on the side of the Stratosphere in Las Vegas!
![[Crapless Craps]](http://shrimpandgrits.rickandpatty.com/blogfiles/craplesscraps.jpg)